a·skew /əˈskyu/ [uh-skyoo]

The premier for Survivor: Fiji is on tonight. You can pick out about half the people that won't make it. Right away you can pick out one: James "Boston" Reid, the bartender from L.A. He's got the brawn, but is a little lacking in the brains area, which is pretty important for strategy. He's got a rule: they have to stop every time someone uses a "big" word, and explain what it means. First word explained: askew. There's a bit more askew than the poles in their hut. Can anyone say -

"I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?" - Rocky Balboa, 1976

Edit - Holy crap, when dividing up the teams, lo and behold, he picks another nickname I didn't catch: Rocky. Imagine that.